Squatch Out!

Broadcasting a Bigfoot mating call while camping in the PNW is a bad idea.
Unless you’re prepared for a massive squatch to come barreling out of the woods with a raging—you can probably guess.

I’m not prepared when he throws me over his shoulder, carries me off to a cave, pleasures himself, and then leaves. Neither is he. Turns out Sean is only a part-time bigfoot and he can’t seem to stay human around me. Every time he gets close, he squatches out.

The more time I spend with him, the longer he’s able to stay human. His gentle touches turn to heated kisses and then I’m falling for this sweet and funny monster-man. Until a villainous friend catches him on camera, and threatens to expose him. My time in the mountains is almost up but how am I going to keep his secret safe, when it’s time for me to go back to my boring life?