Liberty

Three facts I’ve learned over the last twenty-four hours:
1.There is always a catch when inheriting a property from a long lost relative.
2.Mixing cat food into the perfect paste will trigger even the strongest gag reflexes.
3.Vampires are real.

I know what you’re thinking, but I’m not crazy. Yesterday, I woke up just an artist. Today, I have a harem of hot males trailing behind me with protective instinct that would rival the CIAs. Males? I mean vampires. Hot, sulky, stubborn, sarcastic vampires to be precise. It seems like every woman’s dream, right? But, I can’t even enjoy it. I’m being hunted by an ancient witch with a bloodline vendetta who would like nothing more than to see me dead. Our only option? To kill her first.