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TwinsWithBenefits: Do you rotate partners by day of the week like meal prep?
BarbequeButMakeItBondage: How do you manage STD testing in a polycule that’s also your family-in-law?
TwinsWithBenefits: If Asa and Avi are twins, do you ever mix them up on purpose?
TwinsWithBenefits: What’s your OnlyFans name and why isn’t it public?
“And here I was worried you guys were gonna make it weird,” Zane muttered, shaking his head.
Felix handed him his wine. “Drink, baby. You’re gonna need it.”
ConsentAndConsequences: Did he call him baby?
TrueCrimeButMakeItGay: He did!
ConsentAndConsequences: See I told you they hook up
TrueCrimeButMakeItGay: Fuck that’s hot. I bet the twins spit roast them all the time.
They weren’t wrong. Though, it was more often Asa and Felix or Avi and Felix spit-roasting him. But he should probably keep that information to himself.
TrueCrimeButMakeItGay: Who wouldn’t?
Zane continued to scan the questions and comments, looking at everything from the mundane to the scandalous. He finally landed on the most innocuous one to get them started.
IsFelixWashingBloodOuttaSilk: What’s our favorite thing about living together?
Zane read the question to the others, flushing to the tips of his ears as his mind floated right back to the spit-roasting comment and then the dirty, dirty things they’d done just last night. “Uh, for me personally? It’s having Felix to cuddle anytime I want.”
Clown4Avi: He doesn’t deserve the twins. The best thing about living together is someone else’s husband. Wow.
“Says the person who used my husband’s name as their internet handle. Sorry my life is better than yours.” Felix took Zane’s arms and wrapped them around his waist, putting his hands over his. “As for the question, same. Zaney cuddles are the best. He’s also great at taking care of the twins when I’m not home.” Asa snort laughed at that until Felix glowered at him. “The littlest twins. Oscar and West, in case that wasn’t clear.”
“Sure, kitten,” Avi said around a low laugh.
GaggedByThePoly: Yeah, right.
SoftDomSundays: Do they really think we don’t know that they’re
SexDungeonDIY: Pervs
GaggedByThePoly: They’re totally a polycule but can’t tell us because of losers like you in the comments. Go read your bibles if you’re so offended.
SoftDomSundays: Felix blink twice if you are sick of the others and want me instead.
A quick glance at the comments showed the audience didn’t believe it either. Fuck. Was it really all going to be okay if everyone else knew? He took another swig of the tart wine. If they were alone, the others would be taking turns sucking the taste from his tongue.
SexDungeonDIY: How do you co-parent and who’s the disciplinarian
4DadsAndAPrank: Asa
FitWithFelix: Asa
ChokeMeAsa: Asa
WouldLetAviRuinMe: Definitely Asa. Look at him.
Zanarchy101: Why would he discipline his nephews?
