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You haven’t seen how good they make my calves look.

Should I?

Casper

Not unless you want to be insanely jealous.

Better resist, then.

Casper

Smart woman.

Are you going to wear them to the wedding?

Casper

Then I’d be upstaging the bride! Keep up, Duchess.

Right, right, right. Okay, well what should *I* wear to make sure that doesn’t happen?

Casper

A white dress seems appropriate.

I’m serious. What’s the dress code?

Casper

Casual, it’s a backyard wedding.

So leave the stripper heels at home?

Casper

I don’t have the willpower/fortitude to answer that responsibly.

I appreciate your honesty. When is it?

Casper

Saturday.

This Saturday? A little short notice, don’t you think?

Casper

Hey, if you had said yes the first time, you would have had more notice . . . SOOO, that’s on you, Duchess.

You’re ridiculous.

Casper

Wear whatever, doesn’t matter. I’ll pick you up at 4.

Don’t you need my address?

Casper