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Jess: what

Callie: he called. he didn’t text

Priya: I call bs. men don’t know how to do that

Callie: he’s coming over

Priya: Callie wtf

Callie: he’s so hot. I can’t say no

Priya: he works for a cult

Callie: he’s a golden retriever though. and he’s hung and beautiful

Priya: how do you know??

Callie: I felt it beneath his jeans

Jess: you move fast

Callie: and???

Jess: nothing

Callie: ask Marlowe what she did last night

Jess: did everyone get laid except me

Priya: Marlowe???

Jess: is everyone else like insanely horny

Callie: horny and disturbed

Priya: horny and traumatized

Jess: ready to set the kitchen on fire just for the firefighters

Priya: Callie text us if it gets weird and he sacrifices a critter in your living room

Callie: eww

yes horny, I typed. no I didn’t get laid. we just talked

Callie: he hugged you like a guy picking up his GF from the airport. it looked emotional

Priya: what???

Marlowe: it was a fucked-up moment. we need to talk. in person. not on here

Callie: where

Priya: when

Jess: I’m in

tomorrow night, I typed. somewhere quiet. I’ll find a place. now I need to sleep.