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“Man Who Made Me Wet the Bed,” she recites.

My fingers coast along her sides, tickling until she squeals. “Try again.”

“Quit,” she wheezes. “Or you’ll make me pee for real.”

“Ah, you’re admitting I didn’t already.”

Her sigh is a surrender. “Biggest Dick to Ever Plunder My Lady Parts.”

“That’s more like it,” I acknowledge. “But I’d prefer the Best and Last Dick. Size doesn’t really matter, right?”

“Says the cowboy carrying a fence post in his Wranglers.”

My chuckle bobbles our exhausted limbs, dragging a cohesive groan from us. “It’s just what I need to nail you in the back of your truck from this day forward.”

Gemma grins and grants me another kiss while curling her index finger around mine. “Promises, promises.”

Best Dicking of My Life: Remember when you took my virginity in our meadow?

Me: How could I forget?

Best Dicking of My Life: You haven’t stroked my ego in almost three hours so I just wanted to check.

Me: Bet you’d prefer I stroke something else.

Best Dicking of My Life: Naughty girl, but yes. Very much so.

Me: I’m still sore from you rearranging my internal organs. That big dick of yours left quite the impression.

Best Dicking of My Life: I’d love to discuss this obsession you have with my cock in person. Want to have lunch with me? My treat.

Me: As if you’ve ever let me pay for anything.

Best Dicking of My Life: You paid for the champagne we took like two sips of before you had your way with me.

Best Dicking of My Life: And you’ll provide the pussy I plan to eat for dessert.

Me: Tempting, but I can’t. I’m on a trail ride at Crow Hassan with Shy.

Best Dicking of My Life: Must’ve missed my invite.

Me: You didn’t get one. We can’t be together all the time.

Best Dicking of My Life: That’s not true according to my triggers or hard limits or whatever.

Me: Haven’t you ever heard that distance makes the heart grow fonder?

Best Dicking of My Life: I’m more of a clobber-you-with-attention type.

Me: You don’t say…

Best Dicking of My Life: BTW, I’m taking you somewhere Friday night. Don’t make other plans or I’ll have to cancel them for you.

Me: You’re walking a fine line, mister. Keep it up and you might get thrown in the doghouse.

Best Dicking of My Life: Bow-wow.

Me: Do you ever take things seriously?