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I sighed.

“Sorry,” she said. “But I had to do something to get Mr. Halifax to notice me. And he finally touched me!”

“Did he?” Axel asked.

“Yeah, I just told you. He touched my arm.” She pointed to the spot.

“Oh. Sorry. I thought you meant he like...touched you touched you.”

“Gah, I wish. Next time, surely. So what did I miss when I was getting reprimanded by Mr. Halifax?”

“Get this,” RJ said. “Axel is a virgin and was super pissed that Scar gave Jacob head.”

Sophie gasped. “Plot twist.”

“Woah, really?” Liam said. “Axel, you’re a virgin?”

Axel shrugged. “Why does everyone say that like it’s a bad thing? I waited for your sister. It’s...”

“Romantic,” I said.

He smiled down at me.

“This is great,” Sophie said. “You’re both on the same level. Because Scar was really worried she’d do something weird during sex since she did all that weird stuff the first couple times she gave Jacob head.”

Ah!

Jacob shook his head at her.

“What did I say?” she asked.

“What is Sophie talking about?” Axel asked.

I sighed. “I...um...” I sighed again. Damn it! “I may have choked when he...you know.” I made a miming motion of blowing Jacob and then him exploding.

Axel grabbed my hand to stop me from doing that.

“And maybe I got it in my eyes once. Or whatever.”

Axel looked a little pissed, but he didn’t say anything.

“Gross,” Liam said. “Because it’s my sister. It’s actually really hot when a girl takes it right in the face, am I right?”

Jacob and RJ both nodded.

“That feels very disrespectful,” Axel said.

“Good,” Liam said. “Don’t do that to my sister. But you guys, Natalivanka is so hot. She always wants it all over her face. She thinks it like moisturizes her skin or something.”

Ew!

“Who’s Natalivanka?” Liam’s date asked.

“Just a girl from out of town I sometimes hook up with.”

“Oh. Okay,” she said, like that wasn’t a big deal.

I was pretty sure it was. Or were single college girls like...okay with that or something?