Insta-Hate, Hijinks & Happy Endings
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Is this what a crab feels like? A sea lion? A tapeworm?
“Is this worse than the time we revenge-crafted disco-ball glass on your mom’s car?”
“Er.” I scrunch my face into a wince.
“Is it worse than the time we dumped glitter in that frat house’s air vents?”
“Eh.” I stay noncommittal to the level of worse-ness.
“Worse than the time we went roller skating and we rigged the sound system to play Taylor Swift eighty-nine times in a row and locked everyone inside?”
“Amelia!” I glance over my shoulder. “I plead the Fifth.”
I circle a lava-rock wall and head for the beach, grunting and scurrying faster. Almost home free. Must make it past the next grouping of bushes and—
“Well, this gives new meaning to the words, ‘Crawl to me,’” a man says with a chuckle.
Amelia and I halt when very handsome feet wearing black flip-flops block our escape route. A devil emoji is tattooed on the very tip of one big toe, staring back at me, taunting me.
My nostrils flare. I cannot believe this is happening.
In an instant, I’ve flipped the switch from retreat to shotgun showdown, and I’m packing a pink-studded jean jacket with fringe, cowgirl style. In my mind, at least. But first, I need to assess what I’m dealing with.
From underneath the brim of my hat and behind sunglasses, my gaze travels up a pair of defined legs to black-and-gray color-block swim trunks. Farther up, I discover no T-shirt.
Perfect burpee-cut abs gleam in the sunlight, like Gio greased himself in cooking oil. Intricate black tattoos adorn his arm.
The sight of his blinding beauty stuns me for a moment, but then I remind myself I hate him. That truth hits home when I discover the wolfish grin plastered on his face.
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giovanni
Pretty Murder Shoes
After giving up on someone answering the door at the bungalow, I head for the beach. I’m late for a meeting with Matt. But when I circle a low rock wall, I stop in my tracks when I find two women crawling across the sand.
“Well, this gives new meaning to the words, ‘Crawl to me.’” I chuckle.
They stop in their tracks like they’ve never heard a human speak.
“We were looking for, um . . .” The woman wearing the hat starts but never finishes. She stands and brushes off her soaked sand-covered dress.
I’m caught off guard by the perfect shape of her breasts revealed by the drenched fabric. I do my best not to stare, but I’m no saint.
“Found it!” the dark-haired woman yells. She holds up an earring and secures it to her earlobe.
“Great. Let’s go.” Hat-Lady snatches her friend’s arm.
I glance over my shoulder as the strange pair make a run for it, but then I have an idea.
“Wait!” I wave and catch up. “Maybe you can help me. Do you know the family staying in that bungalow?”
“No, just taking a beach stroll,” one says.
“Please.” I hold out my hands and block their escape. “It’ll just take a second. Did you notice anyone at that house when you walked, or uh, crawled past?” My lips tip up as I remember how I found them.
“No. You?” Hat-Lady glances at her friend.