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His friend roared with laughter. “You sound like every girl’s wet dream. They all long to be serviced and gotten pregnant.”
“They do?”
“No, you bonehead! You need to rethink your technique. Do not use the word servicing when pleasuring a female. It will piss them off.”
Faron scuffed his foot on the ground. “It is our way. Sex is not about physical pleasure. It serves a function.”
“The function is you get to have an incredible time with a sexy, naked female. You get to orgasm so many times you pull a muscle in your groin and almost pass out.”
“No, I get to service her. I have never pulled a muscle during the sex act.”
“The sex act!” Sala chuckled to himself. “I am picturing you in the bedroom, asking your woman if she would like to do the sex act with you.”
Faron scowled at Sala. “Why is that so strange?”
“It might not be for Tolong females. Everyone else is going to think you’re weird. And what’s this reference to servicing? Do you mean like a ship’s engine?”
“No, the female does not need repairing during the sex act.”
“Do you want to change her oil and give her an upgrade?”
Faron frowned. “You have lost me.”
“And you’ll lose any female you fuck if that’s what you plan to do to her.”
Faron sighed. “I know it is not the same with all females, but that is what we do. It is what I know how to do.”
Sala adjusted his utility tool belt and leaned against the wall. “I know. I’ve heard this before. You shoot your load as quickly as possible and that’s it. That’s your ultimate goal. No foreplay, no licking, no kissing, no sucking. You get in, get the job done, and retreat as quickly as possible.”
“We kiss. I enjoy kissing. Some Tolong females like it too. We experiment when we’re younger, so we know how to do that. We do not believe in foreplay. It does not increase the likelihood of pregnancy.”
Sala shook his head. “You need to start believing in foreplay. It’s the best part. I would not like to be a Tolong female if all she gets is a quick kiss and then down to business.”
“They like it that way,” Faron said. “They don’t like to be lying there for many minutes.”
Sala choked out a laugh. “You’ve never given a female any pleasure during sex?”
“She gains pleasure by being impregnated and having many children. There can be no greater pleasure.”
“You are something else,” Sala said. “Most of us enjoy a good screw and the resulting orgasm. Women are no different.”
Unease stirred inside Faron. “It is not something I’ve had to concern myself with. I always thought I would be with a Tolong female or no one.”
“And if you join with this Tolong mate, you won’t need to worry about becoming a master of foreplay.” Sala tapped the edge of the work bench they stood by. “But what if you don’t join with her?”
Faron’s head ached. That was another problem he’d need to overcome. He had no experience in how to pleasure a female. Not that Kendra wanted him, but if she did, how would he ensure she enjoyed herself? He only knew one way to have sex. The female lies on her back or her front, you enter her and pound away until climax. That was the sum total of his technique. That was how Tolongs mated. It worked. It got females pregnant.
Sala tilted his head to the side. “I’ve never seen you like this. You’re such a straight up-and-down guy. If you have a decision to make, you make it.” He gestured at Faron. “This is a new side of you.”
“Making a swift decision based on facts and probability is the logical thing to do.”
“But not this time. This time, it involves your family and the choice they’ve made for you. That isn’t black and white?”
Faron sighed. “This also involves Kendra.”
“The hot human?” Sala raised his eyebrows. “You don’t talk much about your family, but I’m aware you’re estranged. Is this a chance for you to get back home and have a happy ending with them?”
“It would be an ending. I’m not sure how happy it will be.” Faron glanced at his friend. “Kendra is causing me trouble. She is a problem I have yet to solve.”
