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Elias shrugged, still not convinced. “It’s hard to imagine being intimate with a female and it not ending in my death.”
Tegor leaned back in his seat. “I promise you sex is a great thing. You get past your concerns, and you’ll have the time of your life.”
Elias glanced at Tegor. He wanted to be close with a female. One, in particular, kept haunting his thoughts. “It’s really that good?”
“It’s incredible. Humans are my favorite. Their skin is so soft to touch, and when you get a woman into it, she makes such cute little panting noises. Damn horniest thing ever. They’re flexible too, so you can easily do the starfish. My favorite position is reverse cowgirl.”
Elias raised a hand. “I need to start slowly. What if I want to minimize the risk of getting bitten?”
Tegor shook his head. “It won’t happen.”
“If it did, what’s the safest position to go for?”
“You could try a gag. Some women like to be tied up and dominated.”
“If I did that with a Retar female, she’d slice my balls off.”
“Then don’t fuck any Retars. Humans are the way to go.” Tegor slapped him on the back. “We could find ourselves some cute little humans to enjoy tonight. I’ve already got a date, and it’s two-for-one at the Enchanted Captain for another hour. Hooking you up will be easy.”
“I don’t want to be drunk the first time I do this.”
Tegor shot forward in his seat. “Hold on! Are you a first timer? You have had sex?”
Elias grimaced and looked away. “Sort of.”
“What the hell does that mean? Did you get your dick in a hole or not?”
“Yes.” Elias refused to let the memories assault him. “I have had sex.”
“How many times?” Tegor asked.
Damn, this was torture. He hated admitting how a single experience scarred him for life. “Half.”
“Half? How is that possible?”
“I didn’t quite finish the job.”
Tegor snorted a laugh. “Who got left hanging?”
“The female.”
Tegor roared with laughter. “You dog. You shot your load and vanished?”
Elias rubbed his forehead. “It wasn’t like that. We were together. She picked me, and I couldn’t say no.”
“Some women do not know how to handle rejection. I get that. You felt obligated to fuck her?”
“I had to. She’s a princess on my home planet.”
Tegor’s eyes widened. “No shit! You’ve shagged royalty?”
“Half-shagged royalty.” Elias nodded, his gaze taking in the new position on the info pod but not registering what he watched. “You don’t turn down a member of the royal family, no matter what they ask of you.”
“Ohhh, damn! You shagged a princess and abandoned her before she got what she wanted.”
“What she wanted was my flesh in her mouth.” Elias yanked up his sleeve to show the bite mark he’d been left with. “She got a taste but wasn’t content with that.”
“Stars alive!” Tegor stared at the scar. “I wondered how you got that. Did she want to eat you after sex? Your females still do that?”
