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Yaeger

Welcome, Uriel!

Jorvik

Does this mean I can get some omega courtship tips?

Telos

Just whip out your cock and swing it around. Pretty sure you’ll catch plenty of omegas that way.

Maddox

Is that what you did to get Mav?

Telos

Ah, Mav’s tastes are more... special. He needed about 20 lines from the little pink book.

Mav

Damn you, Telos, I did not.

Telos

These days, all he needs is 5 pickup lines from Our Dick God, Dicky Mems, and he’s in raging lust

Mav

Brb. Someone needs to be reminded who’s boss.

Telos

(Spoiler: It’s not you)

Blade

Those two are a hoot. Anyway, welcome again, Uriel. Glad to have you here with us.

Uriel

Thanks, all of you.

Bruiser

Of course.

Raptor

Shut up Bruiser, you’re biased, you don’t count.

Bruiser

Like any of you are NOT biased?? Uriel is great.

Nether

(sniffle) Ah, such a lovely welcome. Quick, who are we betting on next?