Me
????
Maren
What if Noah starts crushing on you too?
Me
He won’t.
Maren
Why?
Me
Reality.
Maren
So overrated. But didn’t you tell me you weren’t interested in a relationship anyway?
Me
Yes. But I keep forgetting.
Maren
If Noah’s truly too busy to date, then your self-control is irrelevant. He’s not an option.
Me
Thank you. This was the exact reminder I needed.
Maren
I got you, friend. Virtual slap upside the head achieved. Now go have fun in that fort.
Me
Just me and my little space ranger.
Maren
Umm … I genuinely have no idea what that means.
Me
Not as strange as it sounds. Promise.
Maren
Nope. Gonna need a full debrief tonight.
Me
Deal.