Page 113 of You Fall First

Dex? Sayla? Loren? Bridger? You all are awfully quiet.

Kendal

They’re probably sleeping in. They’re smart enough not to have a pack of kids waking them up at the crack of dawn. The rest of you people should live it up while you can.

Tim

Please ignore my wife. She’s tired.

Kendal

I only got two hours of sleep last night. And you, sir, have been in the bathroom way too long.

Landry

With your phone? Gross, Tim.

Brock

Not gonna lie. I bring my phone into the bathroom too sometimes.

Kendal

He’s not even going. He’s hiding.

Tim

I plead the fifth.

Kendal

Better stop pleading soon, or I’ll let Rowan and Wally play with your new golf clubs. I hear they make great swords.

Tim

Coming.

Jo finally chimes in from the bedroom. She’s in her room getting dressed, and I’m in the kitchen cleaning up from breakfast. Dutton’s helping by making a drum set out of Tupperware.

Jo

This display of marital bliss is all very fascinating and a little scary. I hope Landry and Brock aren’t having second thoughts. Lol.

Brock

Not before I get my honeymoon. Obvs.

Landry

Dude.

Brock

Just kidding, love of my life. I couldn’t survive a day without you, and I wouldn’t want to try.

Landry

Right back at you, B.