I stay silent.
He continues to pace, “Hardball hey…. Twenty-five percent and that’s it.”
I begin to type as I act uninterested, “No, thanks.”
“What do you mean no thanks?” he barks.
“It’s not about the money.”
“Everything is about money,” he fires back.
I roll my eyes and go back to my computer.
“Fifty percent pay raise and that’s totally fucking it.”
I keep typing. “No.”
“Double your wage and do not fucking talk to me again. This is daylight robbery,” he screams. “You are trying to fuck me up the ass, and I won’t have it.”
I was expecting a tantrum, but this is the living end. I shake my head in disgust, “Can you even hear yourself right now? The last thing I want to do is fuck you up the ass.”
He puts his hands on his hips and begins to pace again, his mind is racing.
I continue to pretend to type, and I do have to admit, him groveling is doing wonders for my confidence.
“Fine, don’t go to Tiffany’s today, it doesn’t matter. I won’t get her the gift.”
Huh?
I look up from my computer, does he know?
“Why would you say that?”
“That’s it, isn’t it?” he says.
“We are not having this conversation, Gabriel,” I snap.
“Yes. We. Fucking. Are.”
“I’m leaving because I’ve bought myself a house.”
He takes a step back, completely shocked. “You bought a house?”
I nod, “In Greenville.”
“Where’s that?”
“Maine.”
“Why the fuck would you buy a house in Maine?” He screws up his face in horror.
“Because….. it’s time.”
“For what?” he bellows. “To turn fucking Amish?”
“I want a family home with a garden and a dog, maybe even a family. Renting a tiny apartment in New York is never going to get me there.”
He blinks as he processes my words.