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“I’m in here because I didn’t want to go back to the beach.”

“Sand in the vagina getting to you,” Tina says like she sympathizes.

“I don’t have a vagina.”

“Then what do you have against the beach?”

“The people on it,” is all I say.

Both Mathewses nod in understanding.

Tina speaks though, saying, “This year’s selection was lacking.”

“The whole car smells like sex,” I point out.

“Oh, I got some.”

Dex says, “Me, too.”

They fist-bump each other.

“You realize you both have cum on your fingers, right?”

“Probably,” Tina murmurs, examining hers.

“Definitely.” Dex chuckles.

I don’t, only because I sucked every last drop off of them.

“Who’d you hook up with?” Tina asks him.

“My lips are sealed.” He makes a show of zipping his lips before immediately opening them to ask, “What about you?”

“What happens in the shack, stays in the shack.” She does the same motion across her lips.

By the time they turn their curious gazes on me, I’m already shaking my head.

“You don’t know her or you don’t want to tell us?”

“I’m not telling you guys shit.”

“Uh-oh. Khaos bagged a two.” Dex pretends to dry heave.

“She wasn’t a two.” If anything, she’s a fucking thirteen. Way more than a ten.

“Was she a five?”

“No,” I answer right away, making him laugh.

Her eyes finding mine in the rearview mirror, Tina leans back with a smile on her lips.

There’s no way she knows who I spent seven minutes with. She was in the shack having an orgy with an incubus.

I break the connection to glance out the windshield. Across the gravel parking lot, I watch Guy close the passenger door of his SUV before quickly rounding the back to get into the driver’s side.

“I came here with Guy.”

I offered to give her a ride home but she didn’t take me up on it. She’d rather have him drive her.