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“I think there might be some new LEGO kits in your closet.”

Keller’s mouth drops open. Then he runs from the room.

I laugh. “Well, we won’t see him for several hours. He locks in on those.”

“Oh, maybe I shouldn’t have told him until tomorrow. I don’t want to mess with his bedtime or whatever.”

“He slept a lot in the car. So it’s okay for tonight.”

“How about I show you the rest of the house?”

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nine

Wren

ME: He made me come!

WINNIE: WHAT?!

WINNIE: Details, woman.

ME: In the hotel room last night. We were making out, and I was sitting on his lap.

WINNIE: Dry humping? Please tell me it was dry humping!

ME: Seriously, why are you like this?

ME:

ME: Yes, that’s totally what it was.

WINNIE: That’s so hot. It’s the Big D Energy!

ME: It’s not just energy.

WINNIE: I knew it!

ME: Okay, but from now on, you can’t be thinking about his Big D, energy, or otherwise. Because he’s my husband.

WINNIE: Meow. Kitty has some claws, I see. Ready to admit that you still love him?

ME: Yeah, you were right about that too.

ME: He’s said some things too. These little comments.

ME: I don’t know. I’m probably reading into things too much.

WINNIE: Riding that orgasm high.

ME: Something like that.

WINNIE: What are the things he’s said that you’re overanalyzing?

ME: That he’s going to claim me. All of me.

WINNIE: Why is that caveman talk so damn hot?