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COLT: What? I’m just looking out for you

COLT: And the safety of the general public

GARRETT: He’s got a point

ROAN: No he doesn’t

ROAN: Stop adding shit to my plate

ROAN: And Colt, you better be every bit the all-American boy everyone thinks you are because I cannot deal with you too right now

GARRETT: You definitely need to get laid

COLT: When I say it, it’s funny but when you say it, it’s not

GARRETT: Why?

COLT: Because you’re actually having sex

GARRETT: How do you know that?

COLT: (gif of man rolling his eyes)

ROAN: (gif of man rolling his eyes)

COLT: We all saw the way you guys were looking at each other in Vegas

COLT: Zero chance you’re suddenly celibate

ROAN: I’m getting a beer

COLT: It’s eight thirty in the morning

ROAN: And I’ve earned it

ROAN: Garrett—I need you to not fall in love with Emerson unless you really mean it. She deserves that consideration and so do you.

GARRETT: Who said anything about falling in love?

COLT: (gif of man rolling his eyes)

ROAN: (gif of man rolling his eyes)

GARRETT: This is getting annoying

ROAN: Get a beer, it definitely helps

GARRETT: I’m not getting a beer

COLT: Go write a song

ROAN: But not about her

COLT: Why not?

ROAN: Because I don’t get paid enough

COLT: I’m lost