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ROAN: (gif of guy reeling in a fish)

COLT: Of course you’re a fucking catch but Emerson is…

COLT: I love you but you’re not in the same area code as her

GARRETT: Isn’t it zip code?

ROAN: I think he’s saying it’s beyond a mere zip code

ROAN: In layman’s terms she’s WAY out of your league

GARRETT: Thanks

ROAN: No problem

COLT: That’s definitely what I meant

GARRETT: Well fuck you very much

COLT: I’m just saying—I know her cousin, Isla, better but they’re basically the same person—you met her at Tom and Kat’s wedding

COLT: You know the planned one in Vegas

ROAN: Subtle

COLT: Anyway, Isla married Hank and he’s a big-ass dude who went to prison

GARRETT: Umm…

COLT: Wrongfully convicted of course

ROAN: Naturally

COLT: No, he actually was

COLT: I’m just saying

GARRETT: What are you saying?

ROAN: Yeah, what are you saying?

COLT: I’m just warning you that Emerson is a badass that may eat you up and spit you out

GARRETT: Your faith in me is astounding

COLT: She’s not like any of the girls you’ve been with

GARRETT: Come over so I can punch you in your All-American boy face

ROAN: No

ROAN: I have enough paperwork on my desk from you—I don’t need anything else

COLT: Aww it’s cute you think you’d land a shot

GARRETT: To hell with both of you

COLT: I can’t wait till you have to tell your parents