So, we text instead. Ghost sends messages the same way he talks—short and efficient. Somehow capable of saying more in a few words than most people manage in paragraphs.
Toothpick: Eat lunch.
I look down at the yogurt still sitting untouched beside my keyboard and wonder if he has installed cameras in my office. I wouldn’t put it past the asshole.
Me: Are you tracking my eating habits now?
Three little dots appear almost immediately.
Toothpick: Yes.
I stare at the screen, and then laugh out loud in the middle of the office.
An hour later, my phone buzzes again.
Toothpick: Stretch.
I roll my eyes so hard I’m surprised they don’t fall out.
Me: Bossy.
His reply comes before I’ve even put my phone back down.
Toothpick: You’re welcome.
I don’t stretch.
Five minutes later, my lower back starts complaining, and I groan, hating that the bastard was right, so begrudgingly, I stretch.
And I absolutely refuse to tell him he was right.
By mid-afternoon, I pick up my cell and send off another text.
Me: Still alive?
The reply takes longer this time. I picture him buried beneath monitors somewhere in the clubhouse, toothpick in his mouth while six different screens compete for his attention.
Toothpick: Debatable.
The corner of my mouth lifts.
Me: Need rescuing?
The little typing dots appear, then disappear, then they come back again.
Toothpick: Bring beef jerky.
I laugh quietly to myself.
Me: The terrible one?
Toothpick: Apparently.
Me: I’m saving you from yourself. I’ll drop by tomorrow with your stupid ass jerky.
Toothpick: See you then.
I smirk. “Man of few words,” I mumble to myself, then get on with the rest of the day, and by the time I finally crawl into bed, my phone is sitting beside me on the nightstand. One last message buzzes through just after ten thirty.