Bella: What? There’s no such thing as TMI between friends.
Lucy: True.
Summer: Speaking of candy, what are we doing for Halloween this year?
Bella: Fucking Halloween!
Lucy: Agreed.
Summer: I thought you liked Halloween.
Bella: In theory I do. In my classroom I don’t.
Lucy: When my little goblins are hopped up on sugar and destroying my house? Hard pass.
Bella: Oh, Raven, I’m almost done with Jonah’s costume!
Summer: What’s he dressing up as?
Me: A rooster.
Bella: A cock.
Me: Rooster.
Bella: COCK!
Bella: Does anyone else think it’s funny that cock sounds like the noise a cock makes?
Bella: [sends voice memo of rooster noises.]
Me:
Summer: Bella. That’s not appropriate. He’s only 8!
Bella: You know I’d never make these jokes in front of him. This is my only outlet to get it out. Don’t rob me of this.
Lucy: It’s true. This DM is like her filter.
Me: I’ll allow it.
Summer: So are we going trick or treating together?
Lucy: I’m in, but we may call it an early night.
Bella: I’m in!
Me: I should probably check with Sawyer. Since he’s been spending so much time over here with his kids, mine will probably want to hang out with them.
Bella: I’m so winning this bet!
My phone lights up with an incoming FaceTime call from Summer, and I swipe to answer it.
“Oh my gosh,” she squeals, and I roll my eyes, already knowing what’s coming. “Is it official? Because if it’s not, I still have a chance to win this bet.”
I look off-screen, refusing to meet her gaze. “I don’t know what it is.”
“But you know what you want it to be?”