Page 7 of The Haunting Plot

A huge grin lights up RJ’s face. “See? That’s how I know you’re the perfect person for the job.”

“I’m not following.”

“Raven only insults people she likes. It’s kind of her thing.”

Fuck, why does that turn me on a little? “You trying to set me up with her?”

RJ laughs nervously. “Maybe?”

“Look, I appreciate your honesty, and I’m flattered that you think I’d be an acceptable suitor for your sister, but I dunno if it’s wise to mix business and pleasure. Besides, she doesn’t strike me as the kind of woman that’d want to be set up or tricked into a date.”

“She doesn’t work for you at the station, and there are no rules against dating your subordinates’ family members, are there?”

“No, but⁠—”

“I know it’s unorthodox, but I think you’d be good for her. I’ve never seen her show any interest in anyone before.”

Color me intrigued. Wait, what am I saying? “This is a bad idea. For so many reasons. Besides, you can ask my ex-wife—I was a terrible husband.”

“Oh, I can help with that too. I have instruction manuals.”

He hands me a book. There’s a couple on the front in a passionate embrace. “A romance book?”

“Yup. It’ll teach you everything you need to know about how to please a woman.”

“Jesus.” I’m not sharing any of the dirty images my brain is conjuring up, so I shoot him a stern look.

He throws his hands up. “I’m not talking about the sex parts. Don’t fall victim to that misogynistic thinking. These books will tell you how women want to be treated outside of the bedroom too. How to show up for her. How she wants to be treated and cared for. Yearned for.”

“I dunno…”

“Start with this one. The parts that make women blush the most aren’t the fucking, it’s the buildup. The little glances and touches that aren’t remotely sexual but carry emotional weight. The feelings behind the urges are what matter.”

“Huh. That’s pretty insightful.” I glance down at the book. “Ayana Cox. Is she any good?”

“She’s Summer’s favorite. Just don’t mention the book to Raven.”

“I need to think about it.”

“At least go over there and check out the place. You can always change your mind if it’s too much.”

“The project or your sister? I want to make it clear that those are two different things. Something tells me she wouldn’t appreciate being referred to as a project.”

“And that’s why I trust you. You’re one of the best guys I know. Fair and disciplined when you need to be, but you also know how to let loose and have fun. Raven needs more of that in her life. She’s been through a lot. Hell, I put her through a lot this summer by falling for her best friend. And Summer and I, along with her other mom friends, want to see her happy.”

“And you think I could make her happy?”

“She doesn’t hate you.”

“Not exactly inspiring confidence there.”

“Raven doesn’t let a lot of people into her circle. She doesn’t waste her time on small talk with people that annoy her.”

“Oh, I annoy her alright.”

“Oh, we all do. But she doesn’t let just anyone get under her skin like that. She likes you. If she didn’t, she wouldn’t engage. If she’s sparring with you, that means you intrigue her.”

My heart leaps in my chest at the thought. “Fine. I’ll check out the house and see what I can squeeze into my schedule.”