Page 50 of The Summer Plans

Bella: Summer, that doesn’t answer my question.

Lucy: Now I want to know.

Me: You have to swear not to tell Raven.

Lucy: We swear.

Bella: Yeah, we’re not gonna tell her.

Me: I humped the hot firefighter.

Bella: [gif of Jonah Hill excitedly screaming.]

Lucy: When did this happen?

Me: Just now. I can’t remember what happened last night and it was so bright in our room, so I rolled over in bed, expecting it to be empty like it has been every day this week, but my leg landed on his thigh. And then he grabbed it and started grinding against me and somehow I ended up on top of him and we dry humped like we were high schoolers, except we were both pretending to be asleep the entire time.

Bella: So just dry humping? That’s it?

Me: Yeah. Why?

Lucy: Bella owes me five bucks!!

I should’ve known they placed a bet. As soon as we saw Bella and her guy Hardy together, the rest of us placed bets on when they’d come out as a couple. And when they would fall in love. We did the same when Lucy and Mike pretended they were just friends with benefits. It’s not surprising they made a bet about me and RJ.

Bella: Hold on! Summer, did he finish in his pants?

Me: …

Bella: That’s a yes. That means you owe me five bucks, Lucy!

Lucy: Dammit. I should never bet against a man coming in his pants. Rookie mistake.

Me: Wait, our bets for you two were all sweet and romantic. You bet that I was going to dry hump a man to completion? How is that romantic?

Bella: The heart wants what the heart wants.

Lucy: Yeah, but dicks have a one-track mind of their own.

Bella:

Me: Can you guys be serious? What do I do? I just dry humped Raven’s brother and now I’m freaking out.

Lucy: Have you talked to him?

Me: No, I’m hiding in the bathroom.

Bella: Do you want to hump him again?

Me: It’s complicated.

Lucy: How?

Me: I need to tell you something and you need to promise not to laugh.

Bella: You know I can’t promise that. But I promise I won’t laugh at you.

Lucy: What is it?