Page 8 of Heartbreaker

“He is, he's just playing the field, you know. Does he want to take a dip in the pool or play with the joystick.” Taylor starts laughing at her own joke. “That was a good one, and you know it.” She points at me, and I can’t stop myself from laughing at her.

“Shut up, I’ll see you tomorrow.” Giving her a kiss on the cheek I walk around the back of the store to head up to my apartment.

My phone beeps and I get all excited.

Sexy Singer: Did you miss me? Have you been thinking about me?

Ashley: No not really.

Sexy Singer: That hurt, as all I can think about is you. So, what do you have planned this evening?

Ashley: Nothing, was going out, but change of plans so a movie and popcorn it is. You?

Sexy Singer: What movie you watching? I’m going to be thinking about you;)

Ashley: Cinderella. You have some really bad chat up lines. :)

Sexy Singer: I’ve not even brought out the good stuff yet.

Sexy Singer: Did it hurt when you dropped from heaven?

Ashley: I wouldn’t know, I crawled up from hell.

Sexy Singer: I like it, a little devil. Ok how about this one… You know they say that kissing for one minute burns 2.6 calories. Want to burn some?

Ashley: So, you think I’m fat.

I can’t help but smileat these texts, it's so much fun. I see the dots appear on the screen.

Sexy Singer: That’s not even funny. How about this… I went to the doctors this morning and I told them about meeting a girl and that I don’t feel well.

Ashley: What did he say?

Sexy Singer: He said that I need to take more Vitamin-U :)

Ashley: How are you single? These are amazing chat up lines.

Sexy Singer: Well, the girl I want has a boyfriend, so until I find a new girl, I’ll practice on you :)

Ashley: Well at least I know you're a guy now lol

Sexy Singer: Why did you think I was a girl?

Ashley: No reason, just I don’t know who you are, so my friend said it could be anyone. She was calling you my lesbian lover.

Sexy Singer: LOL that’s just funny, no I am 100% a man. I have a family dinner to attend, so until tomorrow my Pretty Girl...

Ashley: Until tomorrow.

Throwing my phone on the bed, I lie there wondering who this man could be, where did he get my number, and when will I get to meet him.