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Tyler:

Reid: Okay, that’s pretty good.

Logan: No, it isn’t. Don’t encourage him.

Sully: Thank you, Reid. I have a good one for tomorrow. Want a sneak peek?

Logan: FML

Bryan: I’d like to hear it.

Darius: QB, you a sellout.

Sully: What do you call a fake noodle?

Bryan: What?

Sully: An impasta.

Logan: No. Just no.

Titan:

Sully: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?

Miles: Please make it stop.

Sully: It was too tired.

Reid: I love this. I have one for you: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

Logan Jones has left the group chat.

Titan:

Chase Sullivan has added Logan Jones to the group chat.

Sully: Lo - that’s just wrong, man.

Logan: What’s wrong here is that I’m being subjected to this.

Sully: Fine. I’ll stop, but you have to give us one first.

Logan: No.

Reid: Do it! You know you want to.

Camden: Pressure in the workplace is not good. 59% of people say that their job negatively impacts their mental health.

Logan: Thank you, Superman. I think I am feeling a bit pressured. I wonder what the handbook says about workplace harassment.

Ryder: He brought up the handbook!

Sully: Policies in the handbook encourage organic socializing. We are telling jokes, not harassing you. If we need to have a sit-down to review the policies, I can arrange this.

Ryder: Ha! Better you than me!

Sully: Oh, Rookie, I have my eye on you too.