I damn near choked on my spit, trying not to laugh. Kei, Jalen, and Lamar’s eyes roamed around the gym as they, too, tried to hold in their laughs.
“Bitch, I’ll whup your Raggedy Ann looking ass!” Sabrina lunged at her, but Lamar and Jalen held her back.
“You know what? I’m over this. Have a good fucking night.” Piper stormed off as I shook my head.
“Y’all wild, man,” I declared.
“Fuck that big-eyed bitch,” Sabrina seethed.
“I mean, we did kind of fuck in her bed. I can see why she’s mad.” Lamar shrugged.
“She should be glad. That was probably the only chance she’d ever get to seeing dick. Stupid-ass cunt.”
“Damn. She really got you heated,” I observed, standing and grabbing my bag.
“Please! That bum could never have me bothered.”
I didn’t reply as we all walked out of the gym. I couldn’t care less about what they had going on. I was just ready to have a drink and take my ass home to my daughter.
“Rise and shine, sleepyhead.” I heard Braelyn’s voice before a gust of light burned my eyes. My arm immediately flew over my face, and I frowned.
“Girl, are you crazy?” I groaned while peeking at her.
She giggled. “Just a little. Come on. Let’s go have some breakfast before class. The doctors say it’s the most important meal of the day.”
I looked at her as if she’d lost her damn mind. “Brianna, I will kick your ass for two reasons. One, for being so damned chipper this early in the morning, and two, because you just woke me up out of the best dream I’ve had in a long time! Get your happy ass out of my face. Forget breakfast. I was about to eat Chris Brown’s dick instead.” I tossed my covers over my head as she laughed.
Too damn loud.
I may have fabricated who was actually pounding my goodies because I would have much rather it been Chris instead of the sexy, rude, asshole I saw last night. He was just about to eat me like cold pizza before Braelyn’s ass rudely interrupted us.
I could feel the wetness of our intense lovemaking between my thighs, and this happy-ass broad just really pissed me off for intruding on our session.
After leaving the gym yesterday, I went into the study hall and just wrote out a piece on the asshole based on his performance on the court. I was honestly shocked that he was giving me attitude when I shouldn’t have been. He seemed like a stuck up, arrogant, Neanderthal who had now gone on my ever-growing list of people I loathed.
He may have been fine as hell with a body that would feel good pressed against mine, and a print that looked like it would cause damage to my uterus, but his attitude made him ugly to me now.
“Sorry about that. And my name is Braelyn, Piper. Maybe you could eat some sausage links or a banana and pretend it was his . . . penis.”
“You can’t say dick?” I asked, looking from under the blankets with a smirk on my face.
“I try to limit how many curse words I use a day. I guess taking that religion class is working a little bit.”
“Girl, please.” I waved her off. “I was up half the night, doing a piece on the captain of the asshole team, so I’m a little tired this morning.”
“Captain of the asshole team?”
“Khalil Grey.”
“Ahh. Whew, that man knows he’s fine.”
“Yeah, fine and rude as hell. Him and his flunky friends. And if I didn’t want to run the risk of getting kicked out, I would have stomped Sabrina Murphy’s head in.”
“Whoa. What all happened yesterday? Wait. Tell me over breakfast!” She pulled the blanket off of me and folded it. I wanted to kick her in her face.
“Braelyn, I swear if you weren’t nice, I would kick your ass!”
She laughed. “Get up, Miss Cranky Pants. I’ll be in the lounge waiting.” With that, she breezed her happy self out of the room.