Page 49 of My Brother’s Best Friends Entanglement

Oh, probably because he saw us leaving the bathroom together this morning, she was in a towel, I wasn’t.

Leon:

WHAT?

YOU WERE NAKED IN THE BATHROOM WITH MY SISTER?

I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.

Zachary:

What the hell?

Marcus:

Relax. it's nothing. Bloody hell.

I was FULLY DRESSED. She was taking forever in there and I needed to shave. So I went in while she was showering. No dramas.

Zachary:

…

I second the motion of Rhys switching rooms with Alexia so she has the en suite.

Leon:

Sorry I doubted you.

Rhys:

Yup.

Leon:

Do it again, Marcus, and I’ll saw your crusty, nasty dick off with one of your nail files. Stay away from my sister.

Marcus:

That’s not what a nail file is for.

Leon:

I’ll make it work.

Marcus:

Whatever.

So who's coming with me to the pound to pick up Cannoli?

ELEVEN

Alexia

"—and she would not let me leave the table. Every time I stood up she'd top up my glass and go, 'but here's the thing—' and start an entirely new sentence," Craig says as he acts out a woman refilling a wine glass, over and over, an invisible bottle that never runs out. "I almost missed my own keynote! Deb knows!" He points to Deb, who grins, nodding in affirmation. "I was meant to be preparing for my speech. Instead I was pinned in a booth for ninety minutes listening to a convoluted theory about the connection between Foucault and masochistic airport design."

"You could've left," Gerald says.