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“Men!” I scoff at them both and settle back in the seat. Kaine grins, and reaches under the seat for a paper bag.

“Here you go, birthday girl,” he hands it to me. And the grease stain spreading on the bottom of the bag gets me excited.

“What is this? Oh my God, it smells delicious.”

“It’s... well what do you think it is?”

“My favorite!” I reach into the bag and pull out the piping hot hash brown. “Hmmmm, birfdaysaredabest,” I mumble, my mouth already full.

“Whatever you say, sweetness.”

I munch on my food, moaning as the greasy potato coats my fingers and I lick them one by one.

“Jade.”

I’m too engrossed in my breakfast to reply.

“Jade!”

“Hmmm?” I answer through my moans.

“Can you please stop making that sound?”

“Why?”

“Because I don’t want to start having fantasies every time I drive past a McDonalds! You eating drive-thru hash browns is not the image I want getting me hard... but you’re not helping.”

“Can’t help it. Best fast food ever.”

“You know, I can afford to give you absolutely anything you want for breakfast.”

“Fine. Build me my own McDonalds hash brown dispensing machine next to the bed please.”

“Done!”

I go back to my breakfast, trying to come up with a way to make Henry and Kaine give up the secret they’re hiding before we get to my workplace.

“Hey, why are we turning down here?” I say when Henry passes my intersection.

“Isn’t this the way to Teterboro airport?” Henry replies.

“Wha? Why are we going there?”

“Well, that’s where planes take off from, don’t they?” Kaine joins in cryptically.

“What’s going on?” I whine.

“I don’t know, I’m not the one driving.”

“Henry! What’s going on?”

“I just work here, miss. I don’t make the plans.”

“What’s going on?!” I scream again, the excitement sending me into a state.

“Shhh, don’t get too excited, or else we’ll be seeing that hash brown again,” he makes a disgusted face. “How long is it to Teterboro, Henry?”

“Traffic’s not too bad today, Mr. Ashley, I’m guessing another 40 minutes.”