I didn’t give her a single sign of appreciation, but I still drank my coffee from that mug just about every morning that semester.
No wonder I’ve been on her shit list ever since. I was such a dick back then. It didn’t help that the next time I spoke with her, I was telling her to keep the volume down when she threw a party on that Friday night.
ME
No, I liked it. It’s a good mug
PIPER
Maybe that’s why you were such a jerk back then
PIPER
You had a crush on me but didn’t know how to process it since you’re an emotionally stunted athlete who spent too much time in all-male locker rooms
PIPER
But you treasured the first thing I ever gave you
My stomach clenches. Something about my wife’s little joke hits too close to home.
ME
No one could accuse you of having an inactive imagination
PIPER
It’s so cute that you still have it
ME
It’s just a mug
PIPER
Suuuuuurrree
Texting with my wife late at night after an away game … it’s a nice feeling. Cozy.
I’m hit with the urge to start a FaceTime call with her, but I think that might be a line it would be wiser not to blur. Disappointment pinches me as I decide to yield to my better judgment.
PIPER
Do you normally hear noises outside the house? At night?
I sit up, concern winding through me.
ME
What kind of noises?
I’m starting to wish I didn’t let Piper talk me into watching that true crime documentary with her the other night. Immediately, the worst possibilities rush into my mind, even though the noises Piper’s hearing could easily be the wind or some animal rustling around.
PIPER
I dunno, kinda sounds like something’s moving around outside the house … maybe I’m being paranoid
ME