Page 77 of Finessed By A Hood White Boy

After painting, we decided to play a drinking game. Instead of choosing one, we switched it up and combined three different games into one. Drink If… Would You Rather… and One Hundred Dirty Questions. I wasn’t sure how far this game would go, but I wasn’t trying to get pissy drunk. All the liquor we had lined up was insane. We each picked our favorite bottle and placed it on the tray that Julia sat in the middle of the floor. Once the first shot was poured, we were ready.

“Alright, first one. Drink if…. Damn, we're getting right to it, huh?” Aja burst out laughing as she examined her card.

“Okay, drink if you’ve slept with more than eight people.”

Without hesitation, this fool downed her shot, with Stephanie following.

“Y’all some hoes.” I burst out laughing.

Julia picked a random card, then read it silently with a giggle.

“This is a good one.” She cleared her throat before reading. “Drink if you’ve ever faked an orgasm.”

At the same time, all four of us downed a shot and then laughed.

“See, that’s a shame. We need to stop being so nice and start telling these muthafuckas that their dicks are trash. Fuck stroking their ego and making them feel good.” Aja popped off.

“One time, I faked it so good. The guy I was dealing with at the time seriously thought he was the man right afterward. Like, it was so bad that I left his house to go to another guy’s house just so I could cum,” Stephanie told us.

“I remember that.” Julia giggled.

“Damn,” Aja laughed.

“That’s a shame on him.” I shook my head. “Okay, my turn.” I leaned forward to pick a card.

“Ohh…rough and quick, or gentle and slow?”

“I like it rough and quick.” Stephanie raised her hand.

“Shit, it depends,” Aja spoke up. “How I’m feeling right now, I need to be fawked. We can make love another night.”

We all started laughing.

“I'll say a little of both at the same time. He has to know how and when to switch it up, though,” I chimed in.

“I agree.” Julia nodded. “But I’m not really a fan of quickies. I like to think that I have a high sex drive, so quickies don’t do too much for me.” She shrugged.

“Sis said she’s a whole Energizer bunny out this bitch.” Aja slapped high fives with Julia.

“I’ll take a shot to that because if dude nuts before I do, best believe we’re gonna have a problem.” Aja rolled her neck.

We poured up, and together, we drank to that.

I wasn’t even on my sixth shot, and I was feeling pretty damn wavy. I had about one more drink in me before I shut it down and called it quits because I hated that hungover feeling in the mornings. It’s been a while since the last time I actually got drunk. The night at the strip club, I was only buzzed. I planned to have a blast this time. The chef had peeped in to let us know dinner was finished and set up in the kitchen. Julia had paid him prior to showing up, once he was done cleaning he quietly exited before telling us to enjoy.

Needless to say, we weren’t even thinking about the food. Aja had me laughing so much and so damn hard that my stomach was cramping, and I almost peed on myself. It’s safe to say we all needed this night.

“So, this is your first time hooking up with a black dude?” Aja questioned.

“Yes.” Julia nodded excitedly.

I didn’t even know how they got on the topic of interracial dating.

“Okayy, Ms. Dirty Up the White Snow. You and my sister out here just swirlin’ around with these men, huh? Y’all need to find me somebody too, then shit. Hell, male or female, I don’t give a damn.”

Aja was serious, but we all burst out laughing.

“Ok, so I’m feeling extremely tipsy, and I just want to let yall know that I absolutely love every one of you.” Julia couldn’t stop smiling.