“Fine, Stanley. Just tell me you don’t love me anymore and me and the kids will get out of your hair.”
“Baby! Baby come back!” Deuce kissed his teeth. “Now you’re about to make the rest of us have to get a little furry fuck because these kids about to start begging. Why would you call us, Mia? Now I gotta go get a damn dog.”
“I want one too!” Romi said.
“Thanks a lot, nigga,” Smoke said with a scowl.
I waved them off. “Fuck all that. Get them babies and your wives a dog. Q, I know you’re gonna get Jaeda one, right?”
Quaid looked down at his wife, who was smiling up at him as she laid against his chest.
“I mean, if she wants one, I’m cool.”
“The puppy and Lil’ Stanley can grow up together,” Jaeda said. “The pictures are gonna be so cute!” She gasped. “I can see family outfits for Comic Con!”
“Whatever you want, love.”
Smoke snorted. “Sucka ass.”
Quaid flipped him off. “Smoke, you just mad cause that’s about to be child number six for your fertile ass. You need to start aiming for the floor, my nigga.”
Maceo laughed out loud. “I mean, he ain’t wrong. Get up off Romi sometimes, dawg.”
Smoke frowned. “Bitch, I know you ain’t talking. Need I remind y’all that even though they are all my kids, I’ve only gotten my wife pregnant once at this point, thought my son is coming, I can feel it. Y’all love worrying about where my dick goes like you wanna sit back and watch the performance.”
"You tell them, bae!’ Romi hyped.
“And Maceo, the only reason you don’t have all these kids is because Shar’s ass be swallowing yours.”
“Sholl the fuck do!” Shar said, coming into the camera. “I told Romi she better suck a little more dick. Give up that throat, sis.”
Romi came into view. “I give plenty of throat, thank you. It just ain’t enough.”
Smoke grinned like he was proud. “You know what you do to me, baby. I hadn’t even tasted you and a nigga been whipped.”
Romi blushed. “Awww, baby!”
They started kissing, and one by one, everybody dropped off the call. Mia and I shared a laugh.
“See what you done started, Bleu,” I said, scratching her head. “You’ll have some cousins soon enough.”
Mia giggled as she placed Bleu on her chest and leaned in to me.
“Thank you,” she said.
“You’re welcome, mamas. I wasn’t sure how you were gonna react to her.”
“Honestly… having something to nurture might be good for me. She’s about to be spoiled.”
“I’m already knowing.”
She looked up at me and cupped my chin. “I love you.”
“I love you too, baby.”
“You hungry? I cooked.”
“Starving. After we eat, you and Bleu can watch me put all this shit together.”