What a presumptuous asshole!
COLTON WALLACE
And now you’re gonna say he takes after me
LAINEY BROWN
Yes.
But really, I adore your brother
COLTON WALLACE
Same, cowgirl
LAINEY BROWN
I’m a cowgirl now?
COLTON WALLACE
We gotta get you a hat
LAINEY BROWN
Maybe that will keep me from falling out of the saddle again.
COLTON WALLACE
If memory serves, you asked to get off
LAINEY BROWN
You went there
COLTON WALLACE
Ma’am I always go there
LAINEY BROWN
Stay on topic pls.
COLTON WALLACE
We’re home tomorrow night if you wanna swing by. Planning to make short ribs. Dean is gonna lose his shit when he sees you. My place is about a half mile from Mom and Dad’s
You take the main road but turn right instead of left when you hit the fork. We’re the first house on the left
Gotta run, heading to Dean’s classroom in a bit to help out teachers in the workroom. Room parent duties
LAINEY BROWN
Wait you’re room parent?
COLTON WALLACE
Of course I’m room parent. Why does that surprise you?