“Grayson, Grayson!” Connor calls.
“Jesus Christ,” my oldest brother swears when he sees me. “Call Aaron,” he orders Finn.
“What did you do, Graham?” he demands.
Finn has Aaron on FaceTime. He looks like he’s about to have an aneurysm.
“We were at your penthouse yesterday to stage an intervention, and lo and behold, you’re not there. We were too late because you’ve already gone off the deep end.” Grayson shoves Connor.
“You smell like airplane. Where were you?” Grayson demands.
“Nowhere.”
“Graham.”
“Everywhere.”
“See! He’s lost it.” Connor sniffs.
“Connor, shut up.”
“I needed to go see my wife,” I explain.
“You’re married? What the fuck?” Aaron screams on the phone.
“Can you calm down?” his business partner, Wolf, says from off-screen.
“My brother has lost his goddamn mind. I’m not going to calm down. Fuck you.”
“We’re not married yet,” I backtrack, “but we will be. Soon.”
Finn sucks a breath through his teeth.
“I’m not insane,” I protest. “I’m not being crazy.”
“That’s what they all say,” my youngest brother mutters.
“Connor!”
“I’m marrying her,” I explain calmly. “Dani’s going to quit her job and live with me forever and ever.”
My brothers are apprehensive.
“This is not like locking someone up,” I assure them. “This is different. This is love.” I look around. “Where is Spencer? I need to plan a proposal.”
Grayson shakes his head slowly. “You are not getting married. You’re getting relocated to Argentina.”
“They have penguins there.” Finn looks worried.
“They’re not nice penguins. They’re dusty,” Connor adds.
“You don’t understand. I can’t move. I have to marry Dani because if I don’t, then it doesn’t mean anything. It just means that I’m the monster they’re talking about on the news—someone loose on the street, kidnapping innocent women.”
“Youdidkidnap someone.” Grayson grabs me. “Remember?”
“No, it was love at first sight,” I protest.
“He sounds insane. You’re right,” Wolf says from the phone, while Aaron snaps, “Told you.”
