Page 49 of Don't Google Me


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“I’m never smug.”

“You’re smiling right now.”

“That’s warmth. I tested well.”

She frowned.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“Bad meeting?”

“Excellent meeting. I’m wholesome.”

Claire looked at my boots, my smudged eyeliner, and the fading mechanical-bull stamp still visible on my wrist.

“I’m sorry. What?”

“Wholesome. Authentic. Relatable. Possibly butter-adjacent.”

She took the wine from me.

“You fell off a mechanical bull twelve hours ago.”

“Apparently, we’re suppressing that information.”

“Cowards.”

She poured two glasses and leaned against the counter.

“What did they want?”

I considered lying.

Not because Richard had asked me to.

Because the truth would walk into the room and sit between us, and I had already spent the morning watching what happened when too many people tried to manage a difficult thing at once.

Claire saw the hesitation.

Her expression changed.

“Annie.”

I hated how quickly she knew.

“They want me to keep saying I’m single.”

Claire went still.

Only for a second.

Then she took a sip of wine.

“Well,” she said. “Technically, we never updated Facebook.”

I laughed.