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“You okay?”

“The ocean attacked me.”

“The ocean has been here for a while. It’s unlikely to change its personality for you.”

“I find that disappointing.”

“Try again?”

“No.”

She waited.

I stared at her.

She continued waiting.

“You’re very patient,” I said.

“I get paid either way.”

“That makes it less touching.”

“Try again.”

The second attempt was better.

The third time, I cleared the mask without making a noise that would frighten local wildlife.

Ellie gave me the okay sign.

I gave it back.

She narrowed her eyes.

“What now?”

“The crab’s lawyer has requested a meeting.”

I laughed.

It was a mistake.

Water splashed into my mouth, and I coughed.

Ellie caught my elbow.

“Maybe save the jokes until you have the regulator in.”

“You started it.”

“I’m an instructor. I’m allowed.”

“Convenient.”

Once we moved into deeper water, I expected panic.

I expected my body to reject the entire idea of trusting plastic tubes, compressed air, and a woman I had known for less than twenty-four hours with my continued existence.