Page 236 of Don't Google Me


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Do not offer transportation.

Do not mention pie unless relevant.

Claire?

Then I crossed out number five.

Then circled it.

Then covered the circle with the water bottle.

The page beneath held three attempted opening statements.

I deeply regret—

Too corporate.

I never meant to hurt you—

True and entirely beside the point.

Please understand—

A threatening beginning to almost any sentence.

I tore off the page and folded it into a square small enough to deny under questioning.

My phone rang at seven-oh-two.

Ellie’s name appeared on the screen.

I waited two rings so she would not know I had been holding the phone.

Then I answered too quickly and dropped it.

It hit my knee, bounced once, and landed facedown on the rug.

“Excellent.”

Ellie’s voice came through the carpet.

“Should I call someone?”

“No.”

“Are you injured?”