Page 148 of Don't Google Me


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I had no idea why I told him.

Possibly because he had the emotional energy of a locked shed.

He nodded.

“Bad job?”

“It had potential.”

“Those are usually worse.”

I looked at the chalkboard.

“Do you teach scuba?”

“Yes.”

“Is it quiet?”

“Underwater?”

“Yes.”

“Usually.”

I had never wanted to scuba dive.

Molly had.

She had once sent me a video of a woman swimming beside a sea turtle.

We should do this.

I had replied:

Absolutely. After this campaign.

Tomorrow.

After this campaign.

When things calmed down.

All the small phrases people used to pretend time was a renewable resource.

“How much is a lesson?” I asked.

The man gave me a number.

I looked at my severance check.

“That seems financially irresponsible.”

“Yes.”

“Do you have an opening?”

He looked toward the dog.