Page 112 of Don't Google Me


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“Captain Pancake needs breakfast.”

“Hank can feed him.”

“Hank measures dog food by instinct.”

“Is that bad?”

“His instincts are generous.”

She considered this.

“Can I come?”

The question sounded casual.

Her fingers tightened slightly around the cup.

“You want to?”

“I have nothing else planned.”

“That isn’t the same answer.”

She looked at me.

“Yes. I want to.”

“Then come.”

Reef Rascal was louder than usual when we arrived.

A pink inflatable tail blocked the entrance. Silver streamers hung from the awning, and someone had taped a sign over the chalkboard.

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY, LEXI!

Beneath it, in Hank’s handwriting:

MERMAIDS MUST SIGN WAIVERS.

Annie stopped on the path.

“What is happening?”

“Mermaid birthday party.”

“You really offer those?”

“Against my better judgment.”

A child wearing a purple swimsuit and a plastic crown ran past us carrying a glitter-covered pool noodle.

Another followed with a snorkel in one hand and half a cupcake in the other.

Annie watched them disappear behind the building.

“I thought mermaids were more organized.”

“They’ve had sugar.”