Apocalypse_Cow:no need to apologize. i would’ve done the same thing. no one needs that much attention on themselves, especially if they’ve been anonymous for so long.
Apocalypse_Cow:and you’re welcome—i do deserve much praise for my honorable actions in the eliza mirk scandal operation. perhaps a promotion to god overlord of the forums, and a statue of myself made of solid gold.
10:58 a.m. (emmersmacks has joined the message)
emmersmacks:E!!!!!
emmersmacks:YOURE BACK!!!!!!!
MirkerLurker:Hey, Em.
emmersmacks:HOW HAVE YOU BEEN???
emmersmacks:ARE YOU OKAY???
MirkerLurker:Yeah, not bad. Mostly staying away from the internet.
emmersmacks:People have been loving the Monstrous Sea pages
emmersmacks:They say youre not coming back to finish them
Apocalypse_Cow:seriously though, em. keep your mouth shut.
Apocalypse_Cow:you don’t have to finish them if you don’t want to, e. you don’t have to do anything just because those brats on the forums tell you to.
MirkerLurker:They’re not brats, though, they’re fans. They’re the only reason all of this exists. I have to try to finish it for them, right?
Apocalypse_Cow:no.
emmersmacks:I mean I want to see the end
emmersmacks:But if its going to make you sad then I dont want you to do it
MirkerLurker:Whatever, I didn’t come here to talk about Monstrous Sea anyway. What have you two been doing? And Max, don’t say something stupid like eating Twizzlers. I haven’t sent you any Twizzlers lately and I know the only Twizzlers you eat are mine.
MirkerLurker:Em, did you finish school?
emmersmacks:Yes!!
emmersmacks:Got a 92 in that Calc class
emmersmacks:Suck it Professor Teller
Apocalypse_Cow:she actually said that to him too.
MirkerLurker:You didn’t.
MirkerLurker:Tell me you did.
emmersmacks:I might have
emmersmacks:What they dont tell you about college is how good it feels to stick it to dickhead teachers
Apocalypse_Cow:i’d give you an a+ just for that alone.
emmersmacks:Thank you
emmersmacks:Ooh ooh!!!