MirkerLurker:I don’t know what “crush a Monty D” means, but I’d like to hear about your issues way more than I’d like to talk about mine.
emmersmacks:In college there are these things called projects and if you want a good grade you work hard on them deep into the night for many weeks
MirkerLurker:We have those in high school too.
emmersmacks:Haha no you dont
emmersmacks:Come take mechanical engineering and then tell me you do projects
emmersmacks:If you really want to hear about it I can go on ...
MirkerLurker:No no, please.
MirkerLurker:I’m having issues of the Wallace kind.
emmersmacks:Oh no
emmersmacks:Bad issues??
MirkerLurker:No. More like the “He pulled the You Found Me in a Constellation card after telling me some very important things and now I don’t know what to say to him” kind.
emmersmacks:O.O
emmersmacks:He used the constellation line??
emmersmacks:Wow he must really like you
emmersmacks:So do you not like him back???
MirkerLurker:I do!
MirkerLurker:But what are you supposed to say to someone who says that?
MirkerLurker:And it wasn’t even that—he said that and he said all that other stuff too. Like stuff he’s never told anyone else before.
emmersmacks:Tell him you love him
MirkerLurker:Gahhh. It’s not that kind of conversation. The stuff he told me was ... sensitive.
emmersmacks:You do love him dont you??
MirkerLurker:I don’t know! How are you supposed to love someone when they don’t even know who you are? I’m lying to him all the time, and he told me things about himself. Serious things. Things that matter.
emmersmacks:Sounds intimidating
MirkerLurker:It wasn’t, not really. Not the way he put it.
MirkerLurker:Where is Max when you need him? He would explain what a guy wants to hear in this situation.
emmersmacks:Max is probably going to be gone a lot
MirkerLurker:What? Why?
emmersmacks:His girlfriend broke up with him a couple days ago
emmersmacks:She said he spent too much time online
emmersmacks:So now hes going to reevaluate his life or something
