emmersmacks:Ew
emmersmacks:Not to you and Wallace doing stuff
emmersmacks:To your mom being all like
emmersmacks:VAGINA EXAM
MirkerLurker:She scheduled the appointment for next Wednesday. Kill me now.
Apocalypse_Cow:can’t, you have to finish monstrous sea.
Apocalypse_Cow:also you should probably stick around to keep doing commentary for dog days. I was scanning some of the forums for trolls after halloween and people were concerned that you were gone.
Apocalypse_Cow:also also i believe you have a foot to eat.
MirkerLurker:Oh, yeah. I saw those.
emmersmacks:We really did miss you though
emmersmacks:Are you feeling better??
MirkerLurker:Actually, I was never sick.... I went to a Halloween party with Wallace.
Apocalypse_Cow:wait. you’re telling me ... hermit eliza mirk ... went to a PARTY ... with a BOY?
Apocalypse_Cow:and you expect me to believe the two of you aren’t doing anything?
MirkerLurker:We aren’t doing anything! I went to the party because I thought it would get my parents off my back.
MirkerLurker:Plus there was some really awesome Monstrous Sea cosplay there.
Apocalypse_Cow:is there anything else we should know about? harbored fugitives? cult of cthulhu in your basement? secret love of greek yogurt?
emmersmacks:Leave her alone Max
emmersmacks:E if you want to go to parties GO TO PARTIES
emmersmacks:Go to parties for those of us surrounded by parties but unable to attend due to our unfortunately young age
emmersmacks:...
emmersmacks:Also you should definitely go out with Wallace because I am surrounded by cute older boys and CAN’T GO OUT WITH ANY OF THEM
MirkerLurker:I don’t know.
Apocalypse_Cow:don’t know what? if he’s cute or if you want to go out with him? you could send us a picture and we’ll tell you.
emmersmacks:That is true I definitely would
MirkerLurker:Haha I don’t need you to tell me if he’s cute or not. I know he’s cute.
emmersmacks:Then whats the problem
MirkerLurker:I don’t know!
Apocalypse_Cow:look, e. lemme give you some advice.
emmersmacks:Yes
