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3:33 p.m.

emmersmacks:E I swear to God

3:59 p.m. (Apocalypse_Cow has joined the message)

Apocalypse_Cow:e’s dealing with new kid again?

emmersmacks:Well I think so

emmersmacks:She isnt responding

emmersmacks:And Ive only been texting her every HALF-HOUR

emmersmacks:EEEEEEEE

Apocalypse_Cow:somehow I don’t think yelling will make her look at her phone faster.

Apocalypse_Cow:why were you messaging her at 2:30? Isn’t that like 11:30 your time? I thought you had that architecture class.

emmersmacks:Dropped it

emmersmacks:Architecture is stupid

Apocalypse_Cow:but you’re a civil engineering major ...

emmersmacks:Whats your point

Apocalypse_Cow:never mind.

Apocalypse_Cow:ELIZA. WHAT IS UP WITH NEW KID.

4:12 p.m.

emmersmacks:Let me just go die and rot in my dorm room

4:40 p.m.

emmersmacks:ughhhh

Apocalypse_Cow:*prepares funeral rites*

4:46 p.m. (MirkerLurker has joined the message )

MirkerLurker:Whoa, okay.

MirkerLurker:Obviously I should have checked this sooner.

emmersmacks:-_-

MirkerLurker:I got your package! I really like Mr. Greatbody.

emmersmacks:NEW KID

emmersmacks:NOW

MirkerLurker:What if it had gone horribly and I didn’t want to talk about it? What if I found out he was a serial killer?

emmersmacks:For godsakes at least tell me what he looks like