Tell me what you’re wearing
FIONA
It won’t be the mental picture you’re hoping for
An extremely ancient T-shirt
So old it probably predates the dinosaurs
SATOSHI
I would love to see you in an extremely ancient T-shirt that predates the dinosaurs, but that isn’t what you’re wearing right now
FIONA
I promise you, it is
Fiona sent a photo.
[Photo: Selfie of Fiona in bed, wearing a very old T-shirt.]
SATOSHI
No it isn’t
Take it off
FIONA
I might not be brave enough to send you a picture of that
It’s been a while since I took a nude
SATOSHI
That’s fine x
My imagination is very powerful
But have you taken it off?
FIONA
Yes
There’s a chance I may have skipped ahead and taken off my underwear too…?
SATOSHI
That *is* skipping ahead
Because we’re going to go slow
Here’s what you’re going to do
You’re going to touch yourself
Gently
