They probably feel much better than they look
SATOSHI
Did you enjoy it, though?
I loved it (I can assure you they feel spectacular) but I know they’re not your most erogenous zone
If under-the-shirt isn’t for you, we don’t have to do it again
FIONA
I’ve never really enjoyed it in the past, but if I’m being honest – it was a bit embarrassing, how much I liked it
I’m going to be dreaming of next Thursday all week
And if we’re following high school rules… maybe it’s time for third base?
SATOSHI
Below the waist?
FIONA
Yes
SATOSHI
Over or under clothes?
FIONA
Can I think about it?
SATOSHI
Of course you can
FIONA
I don’t think I’ll be able to stop
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