“Do what Daddy says,” he snaps, and I shiver before quickly reaching to my chest. I gently massage my pecs, and the milk starts dripping more steadily. “Yeah, pinch your nipples.”
“But Daddy—” I whine before he cuts me off.
“Ask me again and there will be consequences.” His Daddy voice is strong, and I want to obey him.
I cry out and pinch so hard that the spray hits my phone screen this time.
“Damn, boy. You’ve got some range.”
We both laugh, and the sexual tension that was building has been broken. I’m kinda bummed, but in-person sex is better than phone sex.
“Why don’t you clean up a bit and then get your pump? You can tell me all about your day while I watch you with hungry eyes.” He waggles his eyebrows, and I just grin like a fool.
Is it too soon to be in love?
18
LEO
“And do you know what she said?” My mom screeches into the phone.
“No.” I really couldn’t care any less about what she’s going to say, but she continues like she didn’t even hear me.
“She didn’t like my haircut. Can you believe it? I have the best stylist in the city! How dare she insult me with her dollar-store haircut?”
“Mom, it’s really early here, can we please?—”
“Early. Where are you this time?”
“Australia.”
“That sounds nice. Why don’t you bring back a nice Australian man for me? That accent. Yum.”
Gross. This must be what Dad feels like when I talk about men.
“Mom, you can’t just bring men home like a souvenir.”
“I suppose, but I’m tired of all the men around here.”
That’s because you’ve nagged all of them away.
“Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should try something other than cruising apps.”
“What does that mean?”
I pinch the bridge of my nose. “When I get back, I’ll explain the difference between apps that are looking to get you laid or find a relationship. Now, can I please get back to sleep?”
“Oh, just one thing. I need to redo my bathroom because it’s terribly dated.” I paid for it to be redone three years ago. “And the sink is just too small. How am I supposed to fit all of my cosmetics?”
“We can talk about it when I get home.”
“Of course, dear, but Bev is going to be coming for a visit, and I want it to be ready for company.”
“Fine, now good night.”
“Oh silly. It’s morning here.” She laughs.
“Right, good morning.” And I hang up.
