Kate:
Seriously though are you okay? You called us Wednesday night saying how much you loved tequila and then… silence. If I wasn’t in a different hotel I’d have stormed in.
Me:
I can confirm that I am alive.
Kate:
Thank GOD.
Gwen:
Jesus, I was one step away from flying out there myself. How you holding up, bird?
Me:
I’m doing… surprisingly well, considering. But I did confirm something.
Kate:
What?
Gwen:
WHAT???
Me:
Tyler Reed definitely has a massive fucking cock.
Gwen:
NOOOOOOO. Mate. You didn’t??
Kate:
Orla Marie Sheehan, what are you saying right now?? OMG are you still in his bed?? I nearly dropped Noah when I read that.
Me:
I can neither confirm nor deny.
Kate:
Jordan says it’s true. He’s seen it. says his is bigger though
Me:
Kate! Don’t tell him! I have a reputation to uphold… and a job.
Kate:
He won’t say anything. He values his life too much.
Gwen:
Group call later. We need details.
