Joel Jonas immediately goes into damage-control mode.
According to him, he was the victim.
According to him, I attacked him without provocation.
According to him, he's considering legal action.
According to me?
He can go fuck himself.
Unfortunately, nobody pays me to give interviews.
Three days later, I'm sitting in Remy Falco’s office.
He’s pissed.
I explain my part and what happened.
He leans back in his chair.
“You should've hit him harder.”
I blink.
“See? That's what I said.”
Across the room, Noel Kane pinches the bridge of his nose.
Remy sighs.
“The problem isn't that you were wrong.”
“I know. So why am I in here?”
“The problem is Joel Jonas is the nephew of Congressman Robert Jonas,” Remy explains.
I roll my eyes.
“There it is. Fucking nepo baby.”
Politics.
This is the reason nobody can have nice things.
Remy slides a tablet across the desk.
I glance at the screen.
Immediately regret it.
The video has millions of views.
Millions.
This headline might be the worst or best depending on your point of view.
KILLER SIGMA OPERATIVE ATTACKS ELECTED OFFICIAL AT SCHOOL CHARITY EVENT
