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The pieces came together.
"You tried loading the cow onto the hay wagon."
Three guilty expressions.
"The wagon shifted."
More guilty expressions.
"The ramp slid."
Nobody answered.
"The cow climbed onto the roof."
The youngest raised his hand.
"Technically, she walked."
I closed my eyes.
Counted to ten.
Opened them again.
The situation remained exactly the same.
Unfortunately.
Sadie walked over.
Still laughing.
Still entirely too pleased with herself.
"You have to admit this one's impressive."
"No."
"It kind of is."
"No."
"A little."
"No."
The cow chose that moment to moo again.
Sadie doubled over.
The boys started laughing too.
I was surrounded by idiots.
Every one of them.
"Where's Hank?"
