Me:Guess who has her phone?
(Zeke changed Rez to Spitfire)
(Zeke changed Zeke to Jokester)
Jokester:Yay! Now I can bug u all the time. Hold on, let me make a chat 4 u.
Spitfire:Who r u adding?
Jokester:The peeps u know.
Moni:Hi, bestie.
(Zeke changed Moni to Bestie)
Spitfire:Hi, Moni.
Levi:Hi, Nerezza. Glad to see that you received your phone alright and that it’s working correctly for you.
(Zeke changed Levi to Robot)
Wow. Someone needs to teach Levi how to text. That’s going to drive me nuts.
Jokester:How many times do I have 2 tell u. Shorten that ?? up.
JP:Hello, ma chérie.
(Zeke changed JP to Playboy) (Zeke changed Ryker to Fuck boy)
Fuck boy:Damnit Zeke, I’m tired of that name.
Jokester:What? It fits u.
I get a separate text from Levi.
Levi:Hello, Nerezza. A little pixie told me that you had problems the other day at Vanishing Vixens.
Me:??OMG. First, if ur going 2 txt me, pls shorten it. It’s gonna kill me 2 read a novel every time u txt & 2, yes, they refused me srvc, bcuz of the fight w/ the QH.
Levi:QH?
Me:??Queen of the Harpies. Emer.
Levi:Oh, okay. Well, I’m not that versed in the procedure, but if u (you) want 2 (to) still have it done, I can try & (and) perform it 4 (for) u (you).
I chuckle as I read it. Well, at least he’s trying. Outside of the Hub, I sit down on a bench and get comfortable so I don’t run into anyone while we converse. Ignoring the other group chat, I text Levi back after changing his name to Vault.
Me:LOL.??-u 4 trying. I’ll get u up 2 speed. I would love 4 u 2 try the procedure. Where do u want 2 meet up?
Vault:Can u come to my apartment?
Me:Sure. Time?
Vault:Did U-is that right? Saying it that way? It seems wrong.
Vault:Did u (you) change my name 2 (to) Vault? And if u (you) can come over now, that would work for me.
Me:Yep???
