Aiden: There are worse things
Harper: Man, this is depressing, quick change the subject
Aiden: Favorite concert?
Harper: Never been to one, you?
Aiden: Coldplay at Wembley
Harper: Favorite tv show?
Aiden: Sports
Harper: That is not a tv show!
Aiden: What’s yours?
Harper: Sex and the City probably
It takes me a minute to recover from the shock of what she’s said. And the fact that she texted me the word Sex in any context. I have to take a breath to calm my visceral reaction. Then shake my head at the fact that all the blood in my body is running south at the mention of a television program.
Harper: It’s not just about Sex!
Aiden: If you say so.
Harper: It’s about strong women going for their dreams in NewYork
Aiden: And their dream is to have a lot of sex, then?
Aiden: If that’s your dream, I’m happy to help.
Harper: You know what, never mind
Aiden: I can come over straight away.
Harper: omg stop
Aiden: I’m afraid I can’t now.
Harper: We’re FRIENDS, remember
Aiden: Friends with benefits is a thing!
Harper: You want me to use you for your amazing body
Aiden: I’m sorry, my what?
Harper: You are the worst
Aiden: You’ve just said I am amazing
Harper: Just your body!
Aiden: It’s happy to be used. Shall I head your way?
Harper: STOP! Lol
Haper: I promise you the show is not just about sex