Janie: What have you told him? Or, at this point, what have you NOT told him, for him to get you that car? You’re dating? You’re serious? Talk to me!
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Benedict: Aiden, Did you buy Harper a car? WTH!
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Lily: Okay, sis, how did he know what your dream car is?
Harper: That’s the million dollar question, sister.
Lily: But did you drive it?
Harper: I did.
Lily: Did you blast the album?
Harper: I did!
Lily: And do you love it?
Harper: I really, really do
Lily: Keep it!
Harper: Are you insane? No.
Lily: Listen, rich people do stupid rich people things.
Harper: Like buy someone they barely know a new car to manipulate them?
Lily: Exactly. Get the title, get the keys and make sure you keep them when he leaves town. This is actually kinda like Stuart, but wonderful!
Harper: Stuart is not that bad.
Lily: You don’t like dogs!
Harper: He’s grown on me.
Lily: Ditch the dog. Ditch the dude. Keep the Bronco.
Harper: I’ll thinkabout it.
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Benedict: I repeat: Did you buy the woman you’re NOT going to try to date her dream car?
Aiden: It’s her dream car?
Benedict: You’re asking me?
Aiden: Yes. Please explain.
Benedict: Aiden, what are you on about? Janie ripped me a new one because you went and bought Harper her dream car from something called a vision board and now my wife is mad at ME! Fix this man!
Aiden: Ask your wife why Harper is “unavailable.”
Benedict: I’m calling your security detail to come check on you if you think I’m playing pass the note back and forth about your not-real relationship with my very real, very angry wife.
